*WAS ALL LIKE:


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*WENT TO HIS ~FAIRY COUSINS FOR COMFORT AFTER REALIZING HARRY HATES HIM*

*SHOWS UP IN THE TREEHOUSE AS JIGGLYPUFF THIS TIME*


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DETENTION STARTS AT 3 O'CLOCK SHARP IN THIS CLASSROOM:


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SO I'M BACK. *IS ALL DIRTY AND COVERED IN MUCK*

CAN I FIRST JUST SAY HOW MUCH I HATE WITCHES? BECAUSE I DO. ANYWAY, WE WERE SAILING ALONG, CATCHING LIGHTNING AND SELLING IT ON THE BLACK MARKET, AS YOU DO, WHEN THIS STRANGE LADY SHOWED UP, LOOKING FOR A STAR:


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*THIS SCROLL:


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JIG'S UP, GUYS.

SOMEBODY WANT TO TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IS REPONSIBLE FOR THIS?


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*STUMBLES INTO THE TREEHOUSE WITH A BLOODY NOSE, SEVERAL LARGE BRUISES AND A BUSTED ANKLE. HE LOOKS LIKE HELL WARMED OVER ( Read more... )

SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM NORA’S, AND…YEAH. IT WAS AN INTERESTING WEEKEND, TO SAY THE LEAST.

NORA MET ME AT THE AIRPORT WITH HER NYMPH FRIENDS:

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SO I WENT BACK TO MY MOTHER’S PLACE TO CLEAN OUT THE REST OF MY STUFF, AND TRY TO CLEAR THE AIR WITH HER. LET’S JUST SAY, IT DID NOT END WELL.

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